satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

(Source: hahahaidkman)

"You had me at a point
where I would’ve left the entire world behind for you."

2:03am, I really loved you that much (via morningsuns)

(Source: hoetion)

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(Source: reinapepiada)

Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

(Source: therealhamster)

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on